Cerebral Flatulence

Why is it that the same people who used to complain about telemarketers calling them during the dinner hour are more than happy to answer their cell phones when dining out at a nice restaurant?

Anyone else notice that "open-sided MRI" and "Michael row your boat ashore" have the exact same number of syllables? 'Allelujah!

Isn't the fact that the word "dictionary" is listed in the dictionary redundant?

Theory: We use the abbreviation "ADD" because people lose interest halfway through "attention deficit disorder."

The Backstreet Boys are back together. Why?